R1: I have been a member for 1 month or more.
Charli3 Sh33n R0ck5 !1!!!11!
R2: I am 18 years old or more.
Sapped girlz can't say noes
R3: I can be online at least 3 hours a day.
Yo momma iz so fat when you kill her in Call of Duty , you get a 5-kill streak! >aham< Yeah. 3 hours. Sure.
Q1. What is your main character's in-game name?
- Seaman Swallows.
Q2. What is your real name?
- Dic. Short for Dominic.
Q3. Where in the world are you located?
- Northern Sri-Lanka.
Q4. What time zone are you located in?
- GMT+25 , u know , server time . . .
Q5. How old are you?
- I've already had sex , so i'm older than all of you virginzz
. . . my dad molested me.
Q6. Have you played Retail and if so, for how long?
- . . . Dolphins. BIG. RED. DOLPHINS. And dancing polar bears. Thiz makez senze rayt?
Q7. What times exactly can you GM? (Be specific please : Days/Times etc)
- The days before the days after tommorows , New York Times.
Q8. How much time each day do you spend on WoW, on the forums or in-game?
- Eight turtle turds out of twenty-four barracudas , four grapes a whale. Excluding Sunday and holidays.
Q9. Have you had previous experience as a Game Master? And if so, on what server, and function?
- My dad was a developer for the adventure quest game , and i watched him atleast 30 mins a day.
Q10. Tell us a little about yourself.
I'll have you know,
That I've become...
Indestructible.
Determination that is incorruptible.
From the other side.
A terror to behold.
Annihilation will be unavoidable.
Every broken enemy will know,
That their opponent had to be invincible.
Take a last look around while you're alive,
I'm an indestructible master of war.
Q11. Explain why you think you would be a good GM.
- I'm the local pedobear. I know a thing or two about screwing kids over on a daily basis.
Q12. What interests you most about the GM position?
Pornographic Material (Open at will lol)Mostly these positions.
Q13. What positive additions could you (or do you already) make to the server/Community?
- I can donate to a sperm bank.
Q14. We require all GM's to act professional at all times, this includes proper spelling and grammar.[We will not accept you if you have a lack of proper spelling and grammar].
- سقطت الأم والموز، وعندما جد عازمة والجولات السياحية.
Q15. If you were going to submit a suggestion for us, what would it be?
- Moreee hot pockets.
Q16. Events can get out of control, how would you pull a situation under control if it went bad?
- "Screw you guys , i'm going home".
Q17. What do you think is the most important thing a GM can do?
- Make sure to wear protection , lube it up , and gently slide it in , so he won't hurt the a$$holes of the people he f*cks all the time.
Q18. Do you know WHAT a gm does? Please explain.
- It's small , green and eats blue? What is it? A small , green , blue eater.
Q19a. What will you do if a Player asked you for help?
- Call 911. Also , there were two buses , one was yellow , and the other one turned left. Or right. Can't remember.
Q19b. And when you don't have time to help him?
- Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Q20. What can you do to help the server grow?
- Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) ,
sex is like NIKE (just do it) ,
sex is like PEPSI (ask for more) ,
sex is like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) ,
sex is like COCA-COLA (enjoy).
There's gonna be a lot more sex while i'm around ^.^
