Best NA GM ever.

Q1. What is your main character's in-game name?
Subsmash

Q2. What is your real name?
Bartholemue Gunter Lenny Rolexingtonchesterfield

Q3. Where in the world are you located (time zone GMT+/-)?
Oceanic

Q4. When are you available to work as a GM? (Be specific please: days/times)
All the time, I never sleep... I am like a lion waiting for a gazelle on the plains of the Serengeti.

Q5. How old are you?
Well over the required age.

Q6. How much time each day do you spend on WoW, on the forums or in-game?
More than all players combined.

Q7. Have you played Retail? If so, for how long?
Yes I have cleared all content as it was released back when it was released up to mid cataclysm.

Q8. Tell us a little about yourself.
I once held lightning in my right hand for over and hour and laughed the whole time. I also have heated up an entire brick of cheese in a microwave and finished 9/10ths of it in less than 20 minutes.

Q9. Have you had previous experience as a Gamemaster? If yes, please explain.
Yes. On several servers including this server.

Q10. Explain why you think you would be a good Gamemaster.
Because I know more about how the game is supposed to work than the majority of the staff combined.

Q11.What interests you most about becoming a Gamemaster ?
The amount of money you will pay me because you know how good i am at it.

Q12. Do you know WHAT a Gamemaster does? Please explain.
Responds to tickets and then when they find a problem they bring it to a group of people who either don't care about the server or have no idea what they are doing and cant fix it anyway. Then you are forced to try fix and find solutions for it yourself and when you do all that work a particular someone will claim credit for the work that you and another GM did.
Then if the person above you screws something up you take the blame as well.

Q13. What do you think is the most important thing a Gamemaster can do?
Get the correct permissions to fix any in game issues.

Q14. What will you do if a Player asks you for help?
Help them.

Q15. What will you do if you are unable to help?
Well there is no point in taking it to anyone other than the Head GM or Skurri so thats what would happen.

Q16. Gamemasters always use correct English spelling and grammar. Do you?
I know of the language, I guess I could give it a go.

Q17. If an event gets out of control, how would you how would you handle the situation?
Freeze everyone and fill up their bags with swiss cheese.

Q18. Have you ever committed any act of fraud or dishonesty? If yes, please explain.
You tell me.

Q19. If you were going to submit a suggestion for us, what would it be?
Stop taking peoples money and then promising that you will do something that you never will.

Q20. What positive additions could you (or do you already) make to the server/Community?
Ask Underminus.

Q21. Professionalism, integrity, and honesty are required at all times. In what ways do these words describe you?
I do get bitter when I get treated like a doormat. Apologize to me + pay me and you will get the best NA GM back.

Q22. Have you ever been disciplined by a Gamemaster on VanillaGaming?
Yes. Sins removed me for pointing out how incompetent he was.

Q23. What can you do to help the server grow?
Viagra.... that reminds me, did you ever fix that letter that the NPC send you in felwood about viagra? Bet you haven't.

Q24. Is there anything else that you would like the Staff to know?
I only charge $15 Euros an hour.