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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2017, 02:39:42 pm » |
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I have one nerdy quantum physics related pickup line:
Hey, my name is <insert name here>, i noticed you at the club last night (example) and thought that you're really cute, would you like to go out for a drink sometime?
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Simply Fadeas
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2018, 04:00:34 am » |
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Dis, is... GENIOUS! ! !
Did I spell d3t riet?
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2018, 10:55:31 am » |
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hahahahahah this can't be serious
let me be a little vulgar:
DAMN GIRL ARE YOU SITTING ON AN F5 KEY? CAUSE THAT ASS IS REFRESHING HEY GIRL, ARE YOU A TORRENT? BECAUSE I WANT TO SPREAD MY SEED HEY GIRL, MY SERVERS NEVER GO DOWN... BUT I DO HEY GIRL, DO YOU HAVE CLOUD STORAGE? BECAUSE I WANT TO DROP DOWN ON YOUR BOX ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, MY DRIVE IS HARD JUST FOR YOU IF YOU HAVE AN EMPTY SLOT, I HAVE A CARD TO FILL IT I WISH YOU WERE BROADBAND, SO I COULD GET HIGH-SPEED ACCES HEY, DO YOU WANNA TRY ANAL...YTICS IN YOUR ADWORDS ACCOUNT? OH YOU LOW ON BATTERY? LET ME PLUG THAT IN FOR YOU ARE YOUR PANTS A COMPRESSED FILE? BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO UNZIP THEM THAT ASS MUST BE CRITICAL DATA, CAUSE I WANT TO BACK IT UP GIRL, IM ELEVATING YOUR PERMISSIONS, YOU MAY NOW ACCES MY D: ARE U TERMS AND CONDITIONS? BECAUSE I WANT TO BLINDLY ACCEPT EVERYTHING U SAY IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE? BECAUSE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING I'M SEARCHING FOR HEY GIRL, I HOPE YOU'RE AN ISO FILE, BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO MOUNT YOU
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« Last Edit: April 01, 2018, 10:58:09 am by archi »
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Accurate
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2018, 02:18:30 pm » |
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Ik heb geen goeie openingszin, maar jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin.
^ Say this to a Dutch girl and she will be wet af, believe me
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2018, 02:20:54 pm » |
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You can just give up on life if you use this site overall and dont use nerdy pick up lines, no one likes them unironicaly
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"In this world where time is your enemy, it is my greatest ally. This grand game of life that you think you play in fact plays you. To that I say... Let the games begin!"
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I am son of the sun
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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2018, 06:34:00 pm » |
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Hi kitty, call me Whiskas
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Hail Caesar
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2018, 08:38:46 pm » |
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The Google one is my favorite! Lol
The others though.. cringe
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