Stopping to fuck the GF for a couple of weeks, and making her read this in the meantime totally seems like an awesome idea to me, now!
I mean come on, fucking a night elf would be fucking amazing, wouldn't it?!

I would totally bang a Night elf.

Goodluck! I'm sorry I cannot be there to watch the chaos )

[Question:]

Translated:

"He just plays World of Warcraft and does not want to have sex anymore"

Question: My boyfriend just plays video games and seems to have completely lost sexual interest in me. He plays the game 'World of Warcraft' and every spare moment he sits in front of the computer. He always stays up late so I go to bed alone. It has affected our sex life negatively, and we have not had sex for several months now.
~Jessica

Linnea answers: First of all, you must understand that his computer gaming is just as important as your hobbies and it is perfectly normal to have a game day for 7-8 hours. Up to 12-15 hours is normal of his "guild" is in a so-called "instance".

Never try with the ultimatum "me or the game" as intimidation technique. In 98% of cases, then, the guy shows his bitter answer by going out and buying a 6 month pre-paid card.

Something that might partly arouse sexual desire again is thoughtfulness, if you can arrange his favorite food and serve him during the play, he will really appreciate it. To serve him of snacks and drinks while he plays is also appreciated.

His playing is important for him and instead of you requiring him to adapt to you, you should adapt instead to his interest. Role playing and costumes can be of great help here. Do not focus only on intercourse, but indulge yourself to a pleasant and stimulating foreplay.

To dress up as a nightelf can be both exhilarating and exciting for both of you. Choose a push-up bra and short pants in light brown leather that allows the navel to be free. Buy a necklace with feathers from H&M accessories, along with a couple elf ears and some purple makeup and your conversion to nightelf hunter is ready.

Surprise him then at the computer, storming into the room and sit on his knees before him. Looking up with big eyes and tell me you just escaped from a couple of orcs and undead warlock, and that he must protect you. Say that you agree to do anything just to get to stay with him.

Ty for translating that Dims ) epic.

<DON'T CC ME BRO> will live on someday.

Let's BG it up, Ridi!

Agreed! ) Ridi where u at theese days?

Skulle satsa på vanlig (Eng) Guild om du ska PvPa inte så många svenska guilds här ^^

Men whaaaat? Har Doppe slutat??

Aa loggar ibland då och då, men lirar inte VG längre typ ^^

WB niq!

i just ate mmmmm.

CHICKEN…!

fuck now im hungry.

I like black chicks.

I like this

Svenskar, svenskar överallt!

Oh yes, ngra kvar här eller? : ja har typ slutat tbh, men forum har man alltid tid för ))

Yo, so wasup?

Now you're giving me a reason to close the topic. If you post, post something related to the topic.

anything goes, and people are being retarded which is related to cosmar
you dont have any reason to close the topic

Lol'd so hard at that epic answer )) VG might be shitty and dying. But atleast the community is still amusing.

me too.

What else?