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1  Staff / GM / Dev Applications / Best NA GM ever. on: April 06, 2018, 08:28:27 am
Q1. What is your main character's in-game name?

Q2. What is your real name?
Bartholemue Gunter Lenny Rolexingtonchesterfield

Q3. Where in the world are you located (time zone GMT+/-)?

Q4. When are you available to work as a GM? (Be specific please: days/times)
All the time, I never sleep... I am like a lion waiting for a gazelle on the plains of the Serengeti.

Q5. How old are you?
Well over the required age.

Q6. How much time each day do you spend on WoW, on the forums or in-game?
More than all players combined.

Q7. Have you played Retail? If so, for how long?
Yes I have cleared all content as it was released back when it was released up to mid cataclysm.

Q8. Tell us a little about yourself.
I once held lightning in my right hand for over and hour and laughed the whole time. I also have heated up an entire brick of cheese in a microwave and finished 9/10ths of it in less than 20 minutes.

Q9. Have you had previous experience as a Gamemaster? If yes, please explain.
Yes. On several servers including this server.

Q10. Explain why you think you would be a good Gamemaster.
Because I know more about how the game is supposed to work than the majority of the staff combined.

Q11.What interests you most about becoming a Gamemaster ?
The amount of money you will pay me because you know how good i am at it.

Q12. Do you know WHAT a Gamemaster does? Please explain.
Responds to tickets and then when they find a problem they bring it to a group of people who either don't care about the server or have no idea what they are doing and cant fix it anyway. Then you are forced to try fix and find solutions for it yourself and when you do all that work a particular someone will claim credit for the work that you and another GM did.
Then if the person above you screws something up you take the blame as well.

Q13. What do you think is the most important thing a Gamemaster can do?
Get the correct permissions to fix any in game issues.

Q14. What will you do if a Player asks you for help?
Help them.

Q15. What will you do if you are unable to help?
Well there is no point in taking it to anyone other than the Head GM or Skurri so thats what would happen.

Q16. Gamemasters always use correct English spelling and grammar. Do you?
I know of the language, I guess I could give it a go.

Q17. If an event gets out of control, how would you how would you handle the situation?
Freeze everyone and fill up their bags with swiss cheese.

Q18. Have you ever committed any act of fraud or dishonesty? If yes, please explain.
You tell me.

Q19. If you were going to submit a suggestion for us, what would it be?
Stop taking peoples money and then promising that you will do something that you never will.

Q20. What positive additions could you (or do you already) make to the server/Community?
Ask Underminus.

Q21. Professionalism, integrity, and honesty are required at all times. In what ways do these words describe you?
I do get bitter when I get treated like a doormat. Apologize to me + pay me and you will get the best NA GM back.

Q22. Have you ever been disciplined by a Gamemaster on VanillaGaming?
Yes. Sins removed me for pointing out how incompetent he was.

Q23. What can you do to help the server grow?
Viagra.... that reminds me, did you ever fix that letter that the NPC send you in felwood about viagra? Bet you haven't.

Q24. Is there anything else that you would like the Staff to know?
I only charge $15 Euros an hour.
2  Community / Guild Recruitment / Re: <De Profundis> on: April 06, 2018, 08:05:06 am
Few of those guys are alts / class re-rolls.
3  Staff / GM / Dev Applications / Re: Brawnzy's GM app on: February 02, 2018, 01:12:37 am
although you guys should think about making a Discord server (it's free! and better!)

Ha ha ha ha. Previous staff have tried. Seriously if you are thinking of applying for GM have a chat with me in game sometime.

Subsmash / Friggindots. (on horde)
4  Community / Guild Recruitment / Re: VanillaGaming PvE-Guild Progression on: March 30, 2017, 12:41:50 am
AMW getting better at hiding any DP and/or Chaos tags I'm their screenshots /cheer

It was a full AMW run bro, good attempt at trolling though. +1
5  Community / Guild Recruitment / Re: VanillaGaming PvE-Guild Progression on: March 24, 2017, 12:17:59 am
6  Community / Addons / Re: Tired of Invisible Void Zones? on: February 25, 2017, 10:23:06 pm
Thanks to Atreyyo, Shaitan, Varua and Poodlesnack for your help!

And a massive thank you to Kourtney for putting it all togeather. Looking forward to trying it out.

Another solution could be instead of people making +100 addon a just to raid on VG the GMs could asses the class bug reports, and the boss/trash mechanics. Idk just an idea.

You mean Admin / Devs. GMs don't do any form of programming on this server.

"Thank you Alda for breeding this supreme players who comes to love the game so mutch under your guidance that they use their spare time to improve it!"

Oh wow, that alot of praisin'! But I would like some more, keep it coming

How about not trying to steal any credit or glory for something that you did not do any work on. Try giving ALL the praise to the people who made it. No guild makes add-ons. Individual people make add-ons for the sake of helping guilds.
7  Community / Events / Re: Small Event on: July 03, 2016, 02:09:53 am
That system message spam was bullshit.

And everything you say isn't?
8  Staff / GM / Dev Applications / Re: GM Application (Vitruvius) on: May 10, 2016, 12:04:08 am
9  Staff / GM / Dev Applications / Re: UrFriend's GM Application on: April 28, 2016, 08:57:07 am

ZERO experience in retail?!?!?!? and you wanna be a GM??? get real bro.....

Urfriend has been on the server long enough to have played Vanilla retail 2x over. Not to mention being an active tester who is always asking questions any learning more than most other players ever bother to & researching how things should be working.

Having retail experience is less than half of what GMs needs to be good at the job. Knowing where to find the answers and knowing how to use the GM system is far more important.
10  Community / Events / Re: Gurubashi 3v3 Arena Event Round 2 on: March 30, 2016, 12:38:44 pm
I bet your poo smelt like rainbow sherbet back then too. Perhaps you should run these perfect event's and fund them with sweet memories as prizes.
Go necro some more posts.
11  Staff / GM / Dev Applications / Re: Renonda's Tester Application on: October 04, 2015, 07:34:17 am
12  Community / Events / Re: Gnome Delivery Race Round 2 on: October 03, 2015, 11:14:40 pm
and randomly freezing people who are on the main road, great (Y).
I take it you were one of the 4 horde players attacking us as we were running? Perhaps you need to read the main post again as it clearly says attacking gnomes results in the player being frozen.
The rest of us read it or we all would have been on horde toons killing gnomes.

Just be thankful that there are event's happening. Hopefully there will be more both bigger and more creative. But for now it's a nice change from "queue bgs" or "let's raid".
13  Class Discussion / Warrior / Re: Best tank on: September 28, 2015, 01:30:51 pm
Pretty sure that ghanburaghan guy was the bestest ever.
14  Staff / GM / Dev Applications / Re: UrFriend's Tester Application on: September 28, 2015, 01:26:52 pm
Urfriend spends a lot of time on this server and has leveled almost every profession and class. I know she would be a great hand in finding simple bugs that will help improve and make our server that little bit more attractive to newer players.

+1 from me.
15  Community / Guild Recruitment / Re: <Omega> prepares for Abom Wing on: September 02, 2015, 09:51:31 pm
Patchwerk down to 65% on first ever attempt. (No world buffs or Blasted Lands buffs)

Get dem tanks to dm west and farm those trinkets Tongue

The Tanks are fine. We are looking for more holy priests to join us for both abomination and plague wing.
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