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16  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 30, 2016, 12:34:05 pm
remember that time you told me you didn't like tanksauce and you wanted to kill him, and not only did I do it for u I did it when he was raid buff rdy and cameod in the sexy video after wards? I AINT GET NO THABKS FOR IT

COHLLLLLE (and to a lesser extent other poepl) IM SORRRYYY, but thenuld has deliberatley ppprovokeeed me into telling another heroic tale involving him instead of that french canadian douche bag i promised to tell a tale about. bbbut doont worry cuzzz i promise i will regale everyone with a heroic exploit involviing limper at some point in the not so sss distaaant futuuure..

ok so here it comes, KAYLOLZ HEROIC TALEEES VOLUME FOUUUR: this timeeee involing my good budddies thenuld and ohkillem.

so this one time i was afking in ironforge like a   prooo and also posting dope Rickey Wayne (who is he?) lyrics in world chat, when thenulllld and thessy whispereeeredered me all like 'hey gfk ur our hero and we love u, and also oooo we r super pooor, maybe u coullld give us some booounties so we can make glddd and not b as pooor anymore? cuz u kno even tho we r poooor asss pllebs, we dun want u to just give us gollld unless we earn it, but u can just give us gollllds toooo i fff u want cuz our morals arrrent that strong tbh'

and i was like 'yea guys no worries, im not poor like u and if u kill the ppeopllles i want ded maaaybe u can also not bbb pooor like me'

and they were like ' awww gfk ur like the nicest and most genrous, and moststtest heroic person on the entire server we love u cuz ur our hero'

and then i was like 'yea man no big deal, just hero stufffff'

and then they were  like' so is there anyone u want us to kill or nah?'

and then i was like' hey guys, i kinda hate that dumb fgt jerk tanksauce, and if u kiiilll him 3 timeees imaaa give u 3000 golllds' (keeep in mind that thenuld and thesssy r like super poor so 3k is alot to them lol)

and then thessy logged off for the nite cuz he is from eu and was tired, but thenuld was like 'hell yea ima get that money namsayn'

and so the he challenged tanksauce to a 1v1 fite in like honorable combat and shit, it was toaly a boss move on thenuld's part imo, cuz he coulda just rekt tanksauce hella times in ironforge with no effort.

and that dumb fgt ass jerk tanksauce was like 'yea the nuld i will face u in 1v combat, but u gotta wait for like an hour while i log all of my alts to buff meeee, and then go to the dmf to get dmf buffs, and wait while i get a zg buff too.'

and thenuld was like ' yea man idc do wat u gotta do, ur still about to get rekt'

and then ohkillem came up to me and was like 'hey gfk ima about to fraps this epic spanking thnuld is about to give tanksauce's ass, but imammma afriaad that no one willl taaaek the vid srsly cuz like there isssnt gunna b a true vg hero in it'

and i was like 'hey ohkillem u dun even gotta worrry cuz ima be allll up in that video being present and a credible witnesss to the spanking thenuld is about to give that dumb fgt ass jerk tanksauce'

and so then they dueleeed!!!!!!
and tbh it was pretty one siiideddd in favor of thenuld, he just kinda walked all over that dumb fgt ass jerk tanksauce the enitre fite. but my favorite part was after tanksauce had already popped a fap and a soulstone (but hes not a lock lol) {and popping a soulstone means he already died once} tanksauce tried to complain about thenuld using a health pot. like as if using full raid cons and 2 world buffs, and a soulstone, and a fap was ok, but using an hp pot was breaking some kinda rule in an epic fite between the horde and allianceeees.

and so anyays thenuld only killed tanksauce 2 timess in that duel, andddd i wanteddd that dumb fgt ass jerk ded 3 times but i was like 'u kno wat thenuld? ima give u 2k in aprreciation of the painful spanking u gave to tanksauce'

and then i posted on the forums about the duel and relinked ohkillem's vid for like hellla months so idk wtf thenuld is talking about me nvr thanking or paying him. the only people i dont pay bounties to r sorono, miix, and chess, and they all know why ( except for chess, but i guess he's just kinda dumb cuz he should know why)

and thts preeetyyy much exactly how it happeneddd imo
17  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Days since DFT dropped on: November 30, 2016, 12:01:54 pm
soo first I thought Zeard made a skill check for drops like DFT and KiS. Everything worked well in the start, played rogus for 2 weeks on H side and got KoS, thedeeps played rogue for 1,5 years and never got it. But after seeing GGC melees getting DFT/kos I'm starting to wonder if I was right...
i feeel like u were misintrepretinggg rngesus's will, it's not that there's like some sort of skillcap, but instead it's just that rngesus wants everyone on the server to have KOTS besides thedeeps ( and watever gay dp horde fgt made this thread to qq in). rngesus does want people to hit thedeeps up onn viber or w/e gay shit that croat uses when azuregos spawns tho.
18  Community / General Chat / Re: Setting the record straight (Moograne Guild Drama) on: November 29, 2016, 10:14:45 pm
Can someone please explain to me what actually happened in a short text? I dont feel like reading that huge wall of text again cuz I forgot what it said. And since it keeps poppong up I feel I should get involved.
ok so this guy was doing ubrs with people from his guild and they wiped on something and then they all started blaming each other and someone was like 'hey that spriest does less dps than the tank'
and the spriest was like ' duel me bro'
then he mc'd the shit talker into the lava and he was so embarassed that he left the grp.
then they all started fiting again and one of them tried to snitch to their guild leader but he didnt rele care so the thread creator quit guild and now that guild picks on his new guild.
19  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 29, 2016, 10:52:00 am

i cant b maddd at u when u haev the sweet doge sigs Sad
no just saying history was mad3
unfortunaatelyy, herooos rarely make it into historyy, it is ouur fate to become legeends instead.

I would hear more of your stories! Regale us with another Smiley

Also i would enjoy seeing the art you commissioned for Limper  :>
I would tell more!!!!!! buttttt im sad to say i diiddd not commsiion any artwork for limmper. that masterpiece was done by an anonomouus party (no doubt someone who i heroically rescued, but they were prooollly too shy to come forward under their own name to save me the embarassment of having to be thanked for my heroic deeds)  I did find the art tho:

I haaaev to say tho, it is certainly a fine piece of arttt, and i think my next heroic tale will feature the french canadian limper.
20  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 28, 2016, 10:37:50 pm
r u calling me old
21  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 28, 2016, 09:38:24 pm

Oh GFK! The way you fluently caress us with the English language sometimes deceives me into thinking you're a Brit, but posts like this are a STARK reminder, than in fact you're a Yank Sad
(P.S. that was a pun intended to point you in the right direction for Sean Bean!)

Anywho, as a hero myself i feel it my duty to educate you. The picture you've posted is that of Rowan Atkinson in his role as Mr Bean! He is a British comedy actor well known for his satirical sketches! The more you know huh!?

On a different note; the story about late night Sarek-hunting was amusing.
awww lanllama, as an English teacher, I try not to rub my eloquence in other people's faces, but I'm glad you took notice of it. Smiley
Since you enjoyed the tale of how I heroically slayed the nefarious Sarek, I will share another tale of heroism involving him, but this time it's gunna be about how I heroically saved him, not once but three times!!!!

ok here it comes, Kaylolz Heroic Tales VOLUME THR333:

so this one time my good buddy sarek was in this guild called DP, but they treacherously turned their backs on him and expellled him from their guild, even after he had spent years purposely having DP's alliance enemies nerfed, while purposely neglecting to report any bug that would hurt his precious horde.

so after this heinous treachery at the hands of his good friends, most people thot sarek would just be embarassed and quit vg or something but instead he made a new guild called Exodus. As a true hero, I deciided that it would be pretty heroic to not let sarek waste away in an unknown guild for the rest of eternity, so i decided to heroically endorse his new guild by joining on my horde char.(heroic act #1)
 for the next few months or weeks or days idk, things went pretty swell imo, but it turned out that sarek had made a dark pact with some fgt named plezzure, who thot that putting together other peoples raid footage into vids somehow qualified him to become a server GM. (he also claimed to have 50+ friends who had joined the server specifically because of him) and it also turned out that this fgt didnt like it when i pointed out that making vids is not something that qualifies someone to b a GM, and had me kicked from Exodus.

Soon afterwards, (no doubt because of the lack of my heroic influence) Exodus suffered a major scandal!!!!!  It turns out that some officer in their guild had stolen everything from their guild bank and sarek was offering a substantial gold reward for information on who had done it. So being a truee hero I naturally 'it was plezzure'
and then it turned out it was plezzure!!! (heroic act #2)

and then i was like, ima log into horde side and collect my substantial gold reward from sarek. but it turned out sarek is kinda poor and he didnt have enough gold to pay me the full reward, so i agreed to take just 200g instead, cuz ima hero, and i felt kinda bad for sarek for being kicked from dp and then having his new guild robbed and disgraced. (heroic act #3)

and thats pretty much exactly how it happened.
22  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 24, 2016, 12:54:11 pm
ok uyyys soo mcb is being all poetic and using vids to expreeesss how he feeeels about mmmy heroiism so i willl once again step and talk about my own heroic exploits, buut ttt htis time instead of beeing about thenuld it willll b bout me and mcb and the lengendary ninja and also the dastardly sareeek.

so this one time me and ninja and mcb where in org killing all the dumb hordes like we usuallly did, except tbh i was heroically afking in shadowmeld while i watched star wars the clone wars on netflicxxxx and did dabs. but then we saw saw himmmmm.... the infamous sarek, suckler of zeard's teet, and we were all like 'hey lets make slay on that fgt ass bitch sarek imo' and then mcn and ninja tried but sarek poped an invlul pot ,(in a cowerdly fassshiooon) and ran to one of the many guards in rg that he petioned devs to addd, and narowly escaped the death he soooo deserveddd.

so then i thought to nmmmyself, gfk 2/3 of ur homies couldnt kill this fgt, who can possibly help u nooow?
and then i was like 2/3 means theirs like 1/3 of ur homies left and i knew wat to do
so i decided to break shadowmeld annd jump off the ah roof so i could get in range of my opppobnnent. i walked towaards hiiim, my pws defelcting his meager smites, annnd then i cast mind control, but it tured out he was immmune for some bs horde eason so i just cast it again and then he fffel under my controllll!!!!
and after that i walkkked himslowwwwly to my 3rd homie, the mightyyy saurfang!!!!!! and saurfangggg made slaies on the dastardly sarek and sarek proollly had to repair afterwords whichs doesbnnt usuuaaallly happen in pvpv deaths so thattsss the story of hwww i heroicllly saved mcb

23  Community / General Chat / Re: Bounty On Some Players' Heads on: November 24, 2016, 07:41:06 am
idk who whoever u killled is, can u provide a ss of their guild tag?

also pretty sure i can tttt make trades withe grumpppy canadian teenagers who put put mmeeeeeeeeeeee on igore afte rrrrr i they get unbanned for hackingggggg to make false reports, even thouuugh i only ever providedededededededddddd friendship and the ammount of respect u cn provide to canaddddian childrensss to them.
24  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 23, 2016, 10:32:31 am
necroclic if i was aa lock u wulld b my hero, but im nott so ur jussst scary imo

im sure some one has a story about how i heroically sacrificed their lifeee so i could run away and live when i saw u in wsg tho Wink
25  Community / General Chat / Re: Bounty On Some Players' Heads on: November 23, 2016, 10:27:17 am
hey i wanna put a bounty on all the guild members of some horde guild that r being cyber bullies and trying to use mafisio attacks to try and extort gold from another guild  ccuz they think they r like super hardcore andd gangster or somethinng idk. i got kinda confused reading the thread so i think maybe its <unknown> who i want u to killl, but maybe they r the ones being bulliiied cuz tbh i wasnt rele paying close atttention when i readd it.

but anyways since ima hero i willlll pay 100g per kill of unknown members i guess , but only outside of battlegrounds and org (other horde cities r ok imo, cuz its kinda embarassing to get killed in uc orrr tb lol)
26  Community / General Chat / Re: Setting the record straight (Moograne Guild Drama) on: November 23, 2016, 10:18:25 am
extort us for gold, etc.
hhholy shit i waanna know more about this, plz elaborate.

for reals man plz tell me more about this i will pay alliance people to kill the members of watevr guild is bullying u no worries
27  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 23, 2016, 09:56:07 am
I mean i just wann a clarify that as a hero, i choose not to vote for hhilary or trump, but i wrote in ron paul like i did whe n obbababama ran.

also i dunn kno whoo sean beaan is butt i googled britttishh bean and this pic came up

did he die after brexit or something? soz im not up to dat e oon current affairs
28  Community / Addons / Re: Trinket / Spell Macro on: November 23, 2016, 09:17:34 am
/use Eye of Diminution
/cast Shadowbolt
have supermacro
pretty sure if u keep this up, u will get promoted to hero too
29  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 23, 2016, 09:03:42 am
Just wanna add... You've always been a hero to me!

#girls rule #women are funny #Get over it.
lanllama uve always been my hero tooooo! <3 I guess only heroes can inspire heroes rite? ; i hope some day u can come back to ally and reclaim ur rightful place as hero raidleader Sad

but also im muican so im kinda offended thaat u thiink u haf to link vids so i understand southpark referencesss. but since im such a herooo ima give u the benefit of the doubbt and asssume u kneww i would get the reference but, seinggg as ur so heroic urself, u decided to link that vid, so other (less heroic) people could understand ur witty referenceee Wink

and also im soz i had to kill u on sunnday when u joined forcces with sarek's sinister sqaudrrroon, to try and asssainate my guild friends, but u kno as a hero, i had to step in and defend my friends cuz a real hero never turns theeeir back on their friends namsayn
30  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: guys imma hero now no big deal, just saying on: November 22, 2016, 09:55:38 am
ok thenuld seems kinda shy so i wwwill share one of the many stories about i hhheroicaly saved him with my heroism and kiindness.

so this one time thenuld got a swag ally rogue with pretty cool gear but shit weps and no engi stuff, so he was like 'hey gfk ur my hero can u give me some golds so i can level engineering cuz im a poor pleb that has no golds on ally side'
and then i was like 'hey thenuld, u dont gotta be sad, cuz i likee u and imma give u lotss of golds andd low level engi mats that i have left over from the lasst time i leveled engi on an alt'
and then i did those thinggs i said i was gunna do cuz a hero never goes back on their word.

and then like a day or a couple hours later (idk time is not always certain when ur drunk most of the timeee) thenelud was like ' hey gfk do u got mats for reflectors or maybe gold for reflectors cuz i somehow managed to spend all the swag thousands of gold u gave me not that far in thee pasts but i relly want reflectors now and ur my hero'

so then i was like 'yea thenuld np, i like u, but ima do u one bbbetter than just giving u mats for reflectoors, ima give u some actual reflectors i made by hand for an alttt, but cuz i like u somuch thenuld, imaa give them to u so u can b a big time ally pvppp hero sometimess if u feel like it'
 and that's pretty much exactly how it happened

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