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1  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Wow.. on: September 16, 2013, 06:45:42 pm
If this server was scripted properly with the correct values and bug free, you serbs wouldn't finish ubrs, that's whats up.
2  Localized Forums / Swedish / Re: Hahahha bästa! xD on: September 16, 2013, 04:09:43 pm
Translated:

"He just plays World of Warcraft and does not want to have sex anymore"

Question: My boyfriend just plays video games and seems to have completely lost sexual interest in me. He plays the game 'World of Warcraft' and every spare moment he sits in front of the computer. He always stays up late so I go to bed alone. It has affected our sex life negatively, and we have not had sex for several months now.
~Jessica

Linnea answers: First of all, you must understand that his computer gaming is just as important as your hobbies and it is perfectly normal to have a game day for 7-8 hours. Up to 12-15 hours is normal of his "guild" is in a so-called "instance".

Never try with the ultimatum "me or the game" as intimidation technique. In 98% of cases, then, the guy shows his bitter answer by going out and buying a 6 month pre-paid card.

Something that might partly arouse sexual desire again is thoughtfulness, if you can arrange his favorite food and serve him during the play, he will really appreciate it. To serve him of snacks and drinks while he plays is also appreciated.

His playing is important for him and instead of you requiring him to adapt to you, you should adapt instead to his interest. Role playing and costumes can be of great help here. Do not focus only on intercourse, but indulge yourself to a pleasant and stimulating foreplay.

To dress up as a nightelf can be both exhilarating and exciting for both of you. Choose a push-up bra and short pants in light brown leather that allows the navel to be free. Buy a necklace with feathers from H&M accessories, along with a couple elf ears and some purple makeup and your conversion to nightelf hunter is ready.

Surprise him then at the computer, storming into the room and sit on his knees before him. Looking up with big eyes and tell me you just escaped from a couple of orcs and undead warlock, and that he must protect you. Say that you agree to do anything just to get to stay with him.
3  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Synonym Game, Can we keep it up? on: September 16, 2013, 03:47:40 pm
Serb
4  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Wow.. on: September 16, 2013, 03:47:21 pm
Shit doesn't get fixed because you don't really want a good scripted server, because then all you serbs can't do shit because you suck.

5  Localized Forums / Swedish / Re: Hahahha bästa! xD on: July 04, 2013, 06:45:45 pm
A lol was uttered.
6  Localized Forums / Norway / Re: Norske brødre.. on: July 04, 2013, 04:13:18 pm
Eller nå Encrypted Twilight Text ?  Cool Cheesy

What are you referring to here?
Hmm..
7  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: It's summertime :( on: June 12, 2013, 09:53:37 pm
So I guess this is on topic
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ty1p0ZlCXw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ty1p0ZlCXw</a>
how does that even work

She has to suck you so deep you penetrate her intestines and fuck her in the ass at the same time.
8  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: It's summertime :( on: June 12, 2013, 01:42:41 am
So I guess this is on topic
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ty1p0ZlCXw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ty1p0ZlCXw</a>
9  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Mink appriciation thread on: June 12, 2013, 01:40:47 am
And what on earth would require such censorship?!
10  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Mink appriciation thread on: June 12, 2013, 01:39:23 am


Yep, youve seen it.

Just out of curiosity. Why does it say fml on prettysweet joining the guild?
11  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: If you're not on this list, you're a retard and/or serbian on: June 08, 2013, 07:57:32 pm
It took a forum troll to make me face the fact that I'm serbian. I have a lot of thinking to do now...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qW9-s3ITbU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qW9-s3ITbU</a>

Scandinavians are immune to the serb disease. You're not a serb you can relax.
12  Localized Forums / Norway / Re: Norske brødre.. on: May 06, 2013, 04:40:34 pm
^
13  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Sinsemilla @ retail! on: April 21, 2013, 07:11:43 pm
Yeah man 10mb hd for wins.
Pro paint skills
14  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Had to share on: April 20, 2013, 05:04:37 pm
I've never been fond of British comedy like that.

yawn
15  Off-Topic / Anything Goes / Re: Mink appriciation thread on: April 20, 2013, 04:58:39 pm
Dude, now everyone knows that all bavarian guys are like you... stahp
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