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Title: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Sins on December 23, 2018, 08:22:56 pm
Hello dear Vanillagamers,

Through christmas vacations until 1.1, boar poem contest will take place. Post your free form original christmas boar poems here and top 3 entries will be rewarded!


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Spox on December 24, 2018, 01:34:17 am
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Santa is great
Boars can be too


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Anatomic on December 24, 2018, 09:25:25 am
Look at that great boar,
You would never want him roar.
With that great white tusk
You would instantly eat dust.
#Rekt


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Paeonia peregrina on December 24, 2018, 11:03:02 am
Quick one during coffee time, before mission.


One jealous boar was a pretty poor,
It was very spiteful, incompetent blackamoor.

And in those days, dark as Moohamed skin,
Endless drove came, strange Boars kin.

They landed onto sacred land, Barens became pity,
Filled with new kin, Boars became filthy.

It became known, kin was alliances boars,
Migrants and invaders, sneaking trough backdoors.

Dark alliance pigs, brought a new fate,
Cherished in cathedrals in stormwind caliphate.

And a jelous boar, seeing his chance,
Forsake his kin fate,
And accepted beliefs of filthy alliance.

Now a jelous boar isnt that poor,
Have golds and trinkets and a purple gear.

Sad fate hit every horde home,
Once proud boars, now are like a gnome.

Now, all of jealous boars different are named,
Once named Alex, now became Ahmed.

But a new dawn will rise very soon,
All converted swines will meet a doom.

Invasion will be broken, hoofs will be burn,
all of alliance boars will be sent back in urn.

Then we will came to the stormwind doors,
Rushing trough the streets killing their boars.

We will set ablaze their sacred post,
That muslim cathedral will be total roast.

End of part 1




Merry Christmas all and happy new year!
Greetings from Afghanistan.







Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Invade on December 24, 2018, 11:12:00 am
"Feast of Azeroth"
There was a hunt, for wild boar
They heard a grunt, and then a roar
The Orcs have seen, the wild beast
From Draenor they came, but now they ceased
"Ancestors be praised!" for Azeroth has boar, at least
For tonight we dine, enjoy the feast!

- Invade


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Biological / Gorgeuss on December 24, 2018, 05:00:37 pm
Treading in the silent forest
Right in front of me - a boar!
Charging underground, he slipped
Wait for new core


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: thecharrz on December 24, 2018, 06:27:16 pm
Jabali you are a mountain pig, with your powerful fangs you feed on everything you find and you're also the profile picture of sins :D
Charrz Night Elf Hunter


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Neth on December 24, 2018, 06:59:48 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Biological is a boar
And is wating for new c0R3



Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Neth on December 24, 2018, 07:00:45 pm
Treading in the silent forest
Right in front of me - a boar!
Charging underground, he slipped
Wait for new core
BIO U CANT MAKE MORE POSTS, EXACT 1000


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Sins on December 24, 2018, 09:20:03 pm
Quick one during coffee time, before mission.


One jealous boar was a pretty poor,
It was very spiteful, incompetent blackamoor.

And in those days, dark as Moohamed skin,
Endless drove came, strange Boars kin.

They landed onto sacred land, Barens became pity,
Filled with new kin, Boars became filthy.

It became known, kin was alliances boars,
Migrants and invaders, sneaking trough backdoors.

Dark alliance pigs, brought a new fate,
Cherished in cathedrals in stormwind caliphate.

And a jelous boar, seeing his chance,
Forsake his kin fate,
And accepted beliefs of filthy alliance.

Now a jelous boar isnt that poor,
Have golds and trinkets and a purple gear.

Sad fate hit every horde home,
Once proud boars, now are like a gnome.

Now, all of jealous boars different are named,
Once named Alex, now became Ahmed.

But a new dawn will rise very soon,
All converted swines will meet a doom.

Invasion will be broken, hoofs will be burn,
all of alliance boars will be sent back in urn.

Then we will came to the stormwind doors,
Rushing trough the streets killing their boars.

We will set ablaze their sacred post,
That muslim cathedral will be total roast.

End of part 1




Merry Christmas all and happy new year!
Greetings from Afghanistan.







thats some heavy stuff; before a mission huh? Are you deployed in afghanistan? thanks for the poem but to vg standards its bit too politically colored lol



Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: ohkillem on December 24, 2018, 11:17:04 pm
can reward be unban?


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Invade on January 03, 2019, 12:26:23 am
Hello dear Vanillagamers,

Through christmas vacations until 1.1, boar poem contest will take place. Post your free form original christmas boar poems here and top 3 entries will be rewarded!

Hello,

I am curious what the rewards were and who won?

Thanks,

- Invade


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: PLESSYvFERGUSON on January 10, 2019, 09:27:32 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Santa is great
Boars can be too

HAH


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: PLESSYvFERGUSON on January 10, 2019, 09:40:04 pm
How about some New Year's resolutions :D


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Floki on January 10, 2019, 11:20:10 pm
How about some New Year's resolutions :D

Sure. I use 1920 x 1080, what about you?


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: PLESSYvFERGUSON on January 11, 2019, 12:25:46 am
Same.


Title: Re: Christmas Boar Poem contest
Post by: Fadeas on January 11, 2019, 11:01:21 pm
Boars are red,
violets are blue,
i think i fucked up the words
so did you.

theres one more

Light boar, dark boar, faux boar, real boar
Rich boar, poor boar, house boar, field boar
Still boar, still boar