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« on: October 31, 2016, 01:55:37 am »

Hey vanillagamers, today around 00:00 after having halloween special av event (rewards for top 2 deaths, aka high profile pvprs like thessy runnin in adams outfit to die quickly) , which was priceless, decided to elevate the entertainment with boar poem contest. Now i asked people to send me mails on both horde and ally gm character with their boar releated poems, in whatever style of choice. The first couple of entries started with the usual variations of roses are red blabla but then progressively entries started getting more artistic , creative even obscure, in general highly personal and varying work of art. Although mainly centered around different , occasionally sensitive or even sensual interpretations of consuming boar as nutrition, there were some exceptions and many areas and styles of poetry were succesfully conquered. Can't say else that vg community, i'm ultimately proud of you!

Here are some entries that i picked as the best after eliminating many, and 3 of them will win rewards. Its up to the community of vg to present their analysis of the poems and describe why a specific poem should win.



Boar so fierce and wild
pillaging, thundering child
rest for now, be mild. - Colcoal


Roses are red, vegans eat them too.
But i eat boars, because plants taste like poo!
- Dewby


Roses are red, violets are blue.
Bacon, i long for you. -Soletease

There once was a boar, although he was quite a snore. In Redridge he lived, with a wife and three kids, until one day i fear to say : a warrior named tankbeard made his way. Tankbeard was on a quest, because he wanted to become the best. The boar could feel it in his hips, tankbeard was after his ribs. Not long did our nameless boar live. But a level 9 ring to tankbeard he did give. -Tankbeard


I got one shot "haiku" about boar.


"...Boar , boar.. what to say moar..."

Thats it (I think its the best one you will get)

- Dannzy


Some real pork sausages
Wild boar pancetta
Flat portobello mushrooms
Bury's black pudding
Organic fried egg
Toast and tea
please!

-Emphysemaa

I have no clue what those events are about.
and i wonder why its at such a bad time around.
Though its clear to me and profound how huge my hunger is for a boar on a spitfire turning around and around.

-Kelseran


A boar is much more than a snore.
for if you ignore it's roar then you are sure to be gored.
But a boar can be a door to pleasure.
For this animal of lore can be loved to its core and more *wink* - Kurnn

O tusker my trusty boar,
If only you had wings, youd soar,
You make me move like an oar, and you taste so good.
over crackling fire roasted,
with hearty gravy boasted,
spiced , peppered, deeprock salted,
your memory lives on.

-Herbbankker

Oh
Tenderloin
how you procure feelings in my groin
my mouth waters as i take a chew
i have not a cure for this porktooth
Oh tenderloin
cut from a boar
how you make my stomach roar
I shot you down with arrows plenty
Now you fill my belly
which prior was empty
Oh tenderloin
How you tempt me....
Glazed boar steak
Honey laced
A piggish grin upon my face
I leave of this boar
Not a single trace...

-Holybringer
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2016, 02:05:11 am »

Some real pork sausages
Wild boar pancetta
Flat portobello mushrooms
Bury's black pudding
Organic fried egg
Toast and tea
please!

-Emphysemaa

H4x ban ples http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/english_breakfast_198938
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2016, 02:09:11 am »

Some real pork sausages
Wild boar pancetta
Flat portobello mushrooms
Bury's black pudding
Organic fried egg
Toast and tea
please!

-Emphysemaa

H4x ban ples http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/english_breakfast_198938

ah heck i knew it was too good to be his. Such a skillfull integration of the requested thematic detail (boar) in a discreet, subtly fulfillin manner in midst of all the atmospheric colouring. Too good to be genuine yeh
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2016, 12:36:23 pm »

I vote for Tankbeard. Def best one
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2016, 01:09:05 pm »

holybringer best 1 tbh
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2016, 06:09:35 pm »

Not sure how to add an entry, so putting one up here:

A Shaman was riding in Tanaris
And looked for PvP wannabee's
He spotted a Hunter
and that made him wonder
-"A Hunter with Boar?" - the hell there is!
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2016, 08:50:57 pm »

Is this still going?
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