ten reasons why alliance is better
1
HORDE HAVE TAUREN
Cows give milk to all their raid members during raids. (Male tauren also contribute fluid, we will have to ask DP how that tastes and what nourishment it provides) alliance on the other hand do not have to deal with "and the tauren said 12 inches" in their faces during raids
2
THE UNDEAD ARE ZOMBIES
yaaay. no need to buy fishing lures, these guys are walking talking worm factories.
3
THEY HAVE BLOODELVES
who come with one of the most useless racials

4
ERGA PLAYS HORDE
I will see your
ergamommellons and raise you one
sinsemilla, one
joru and 2
k20a's
5
ZEARD PLAYS HUMAN,
this has not yet been confirmed though cuz no one has ever seen him online.
6
ALLIANCE GOT SERVER FIRST KILLS
(insert random excuse from horde and subsequent burn meme here)
7
Farmer's Shovel
dropps in a Horde starting zone
but it
DROPS in many alliance zones
8
RETAIL HORDE GUILDS
5 year old players mostly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqG0U73rR9c9
HORDE WORKS FOR ATTUNEMENTS
but their inherent laziness has been documented in the quest lazy peons
10
Horde bands
yes most(if not all) musicians who are gay play horde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW_Lv0r-l4c